According to Bob – An AI’s Notes on Humanity is my attempt to capture what it might look like if an artificial intelligence turned its sharpest wit and most unfiltered observations back on us. Bob, the AI narrator, is sarcastic, precise, and brutally honest—but beneath the humor, he forces us to see our everyday quirks in a new light. From pointless office meetings to social media obsessions, from dating rituals to self-improvement fads, Bob’s commentary is part roast, part reflection, and part reluctant admiration for the messy brilliance of being human. I wanted to write a book that makes readers laugh, cringe, and nod in recognition—all at the same time.